Spoons

Liam Paynes biggest fear

Liam: I have a strange fear of spoons 🥄

by Spoons 🥄 August 30, 2022

Big spoon

An insult, primarily used by Indigenous women. Hiy hiy.

"Err, look at Janice. She's such a big spoon."

by Woodland Woman September 23, 2022

There is no spoon

A phrase in the Matrix that is telling Neo that all problems in this life and dimension are merely an illusion within his mind, so he can’t do anything about this until he stops applying himself subjectively to everything in this world and learns to cope with knowing this information. The spoon is a metaphor for attachment.

There is no spoon. All of your problems are within your own mind.

by WorseThanHitler December 1, 2020

eye spoon

Cursed, not good for the soul

The eye spoon is cursed

by Eyespooncurse March 6, 2021

Fork and spoon operator

A large, omnivorous gastropod, typically indigenous to sector 7-G of the local nuclear power plant

"Homer Simpson sir, one of the fork and spoon operators from Sector 7-G"

"Well, he certainly has loose waggle!"

by technicallynotarson January 30, 2024

Greasy Spoon

A hazard of sleeping curled up with one's partner after a bile inducing meal, most often eaten at an establishment referred to by the same term.

Take some Immodium, babe, I'm not looking for a greasy spoon tonight.

by Josheau the Bald June 2, 2021

spoon

a hard stick used for killing

DEATH!!!!!! to you by the spoon

by thisislili October 18, 2022