Tom toasted

Is when you are highly intoxicated

Dude I'm so tom toasted

by Rando99 August 22, 2016

Tom Twink

(=A slang word used to insult and humiliate enemy plats on Rocket League(mainly used in the duel game mode))
and/or
(= A word referring to the Highly prestigious Homosexual furry action performed during a heated duel match, where the user is being pegged by his own mother whilst the dad is forced to watch Kim Jong Un midget advertisements)

Example 1:
Tom: you fucking Twink
Example 2:
Django: Hey I saw your dad watching midget advertisements last night on discord screen share
Jack: Yeah he was performing the Tom Twink with my brother.

by Connor's Lawyer June 8, 2023

Tom Belenger

A person who speaks as if he has a peg on his nose, tom belend likes men and is a c tech chad who wears a plastic ring.

person 1: did you hear he asked out jess brooks
person 2: wow what a tom belenger

by Tom Slicked it back September 13, 2021

Tom Febrer

Bit weird but a great employee, hard worker, takes washing up very seriously and doesn't want to order the eggs royale incase they say no because its too expensive.

Yeh i'd give TOM FEBRER a job

by Tommeeee June 4, 2018

Tom-sense

the word/phrase given to describe the obseen thoughts and/or beliefs people (given the general name Tom) often ponder about. It is used in place of an actual answer, as the questions and thoughts are generally retorical.

is getting a blow job from a vegetarian unethical?
is sucking on meat the same as eating it? hmm thats Tom-sense

by Tom-sense June 2, 2010

Tweaking Tom

Inability to leave anything alone, be it electrical, plumbing, cooking, or discussion; even though they are not skilled professionally in the subject.

(1)The TV picture is fine; quit being such a Tweaking Tom! (2) You think you're a Jack-of-all-trades, but you're just a Tweaking Tom!! (3) You have no understanding of the situation; don't be a Tweaking Tom and stay out of it!!!

by Altur-Goldenmean August 22, 2012

Tom Holland

Tom Holland is a British actor who is unbelievably good looking it hurts. He has an amazing smile. He is extremely funny. Enjoys dancing and singing to umbrella by Rihanna. Well known for his role as Spiderman in the MCU, which is the best cinematic universe in the film industry. He's a mix of hot and cute which is a dangerous combination but he pulls it off! Enjoys quacksons also known as croissants. He is also extremely fit and has the best set of abs ever. And also his arms and hands can be very nice to look at. He's just basically the perfect man the end.

Omg did you see Tom Holland in his new movie he looked insanely attractive!

by xxxxyk June 5, 2021