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Class A crime

What the likes of RJ Reynolds and Philip Morris are committing by marketing cigarettes... as an old Reader's Digest article about Big Tobacco was titled, "The Tobacco Companies Are Getting Away With Murder!"
Huge 18-wheeler trucks deliver cancer-sticks to stores, so are their licensed-to-operate-big-rigs drivers guilty of a "Class A crime", as well, since their licenses are of that type???
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
mugGet the Class A crimemug.

Portuguese class

an evil class that makes you sit and do boring things for a whole 80 minutes!, its a complete waste of your time and escape it whenever you can, it melts your brain
by Portuguese teachers November 21, 2018
mugGet the Portuguese classmug.

Class Action Bitch

Also C.A.B(n)/(adj)
In the hierarchy of bitches,( i.e. basic bitch, bitch, ugly bitch, dirty bitch, sexy bitch, biacth, class action bitch, bitch queen, bitch of bitches, Hillary Clinton, The Goddess Hera {note, lesbians might include butch}), a Class Action Bitch is near the top tier of overly vindictive, venomous, and down right evil bitches. Replete with a tongue that drips venomous accusations, a permanent bitch face, and a tendency to be followed by an entire order of jabbering White Knights, a Class Action Bitch has the law, the media, and the academics on her side. A single faked tear can unleash her hordes of soldiers ready to defend Muh Lady's honor by taking it out on your ass.

A Class Action Bitch may strike without notice and usually without any mercy whatsoever for any perceived slight or internalized offense. If you must deal with a Class Action Bitch, proceed very cautiously, be sure to have a spare job, and a really good lawyer(s). It wouldn't hurt to study their sacred feminist texts in order to understand what triggers them the most. See everything for more information on what triggers a Class Action Bitch.

Note that a Class Action Bitch does not need to be intelligent, her danger comes from the influence she has with Hwite Knights, or radical feminists in positions of power who can then be used to indirectly damage you.
Murray felt his blood freeze as he felt the cold stare of Susan, the Class Action Bitch, slice through him. That afternoon Murray was fired from his job for what was described as sexual harassment, despite this being his first day and not even speaking to the woman.

"Shh, don't say that man! You see that woman over there? Well she's a real Class Action Bitch! Last week she got a guy fired on his first day for turning on the air conditioner without her consent!"

Laura realized that Kristine was allowing her to use her homework and sit at her table to get with Jeremy, even though Jeremy was Laura's boyfriend, but Laura needed Kristine for the grades, fucking Class Action Bitch!!!

Not giving a damn anymore, George called Lisa a Class Action Bitch C.A.B, knowing full well the grim repercussions that would follow. George we barely knew thee....

Jimmy's mother is such a Class Action Bitch, last week during the soccer game, she went our of her way to disqualify a player on the other team because he looked at Jimmy the wrong way.
by Jiffy Wilakurs June 8, 2018
mugGet the Class Action Bitchmug.

Class war

Hey, no. Go fuck yourself liberal. I don't want to be a worker while you argue poorly (because you're a moron) for my rights.
Hym "I wish it was a class war! They need to hurry up and slaughter all of you."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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class-action lawsuit

What da students of a rude/unfair teacher bring, either against him/her directly and//or da entire school.
If Ethan Couch's papa had indeed purchased da entire school just so dat his "little prince" could be unreasonably coddled da way he preferred, da other students would likely have filed a class-action lawsuit against said brat's paternal enabler for da torture dat said special treatment was subjecting all of THEM to.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
mugGet the class-action lawsuitmug.

C Class Buyer

Somebody who only cares about appearances, they’ll do the minimum required to brag about something big, like buying the cheapest model of a high end brand to say they have that brand.
Person 1. She’s bragging about us talking but I literally left her on read.

Person 2. Oh yeah, She’s a C Class Buyer.
by ThebasedgodJP June 14, 2021
mugGet the C Class Buyermug.

Tomken Class 067F 2021-2022

A big Angry class who screams dumb stuff and everyone hates mature content and a little boy hats anime
Tomken Class 067F 2021-2022 was the worst
by Little Cat Lovr 223 March 4, 2022
mugGet the Tomken Class 067F 2021-2022mug.

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