Morrissey Syndrome

An overwhelming desire for a relationship with someone you can't (I Want The One I Can't Have).

Named after The Smiths' lead singer, Steven Morrissey

Also known as Mozza Syndrome

Person 1: "I think about her all the time and dream about her every night man. I asked her and she said no. I guess I Want The One I Can't Have"
Person 2: "Mate you've got a severe case of Morrissey Syndrome"

by WannaBeMorrissey May 22, 2016

DSN Syndrome

DSN stands for Dystopian Slut Nightmare. This syndrome affects mostly unnatractive succesful men that become haunted with dreams of sedimenting commitments with his low adherence lovers, ending up with a trophy wife or the like.

- So, Brad is talking again about going steady with Beth.
- It´s just his DSN Syndrome talking.

by terminal1 September 22, 2011

Sartz Syndrome

A peculiar biological disorder only found in asian people, where the one with the syndrome will often make excuses to go in to other rooms, only to be found sleeping in strange positions.

It's a rare variant of the Narcolepsy disorder. To this day, it is still unknown why only asian cases have been found.

Katherin, did you see that asian man asleep over the fruit stand at the market? Must have been Sartz syndrome

by Dr Ludolf van Trouten December 15, 2010

Cockholm Syndrome

A condition where a person chooses to stay in a relationship with an abusive partner solely for sex.

“Sam, you seriously gotta break up with your gf. I don’t care how good she is in bed. We’re worried about you man, you come home every day with bruises. Cockholm syndrome is clouding your judgment.”

by Harbinger_of_Decay October 15, 2021

Samsonite syndrome

people who tan WAAAAAAAY too much and have leathery skin like a suitcase.

did you see that old cougar at the pool? She totally has Samsonite syndrome, all she needs is a handle.

by tamtamcracker August 10, 2009

godfather syndrome

When someone likes the famous "Godfather" movies (originally a book by Mario Puzo and made into a film by Francis Ford Coppola) so much that they become convinced that they are really a Mafia boss and try to act like they've just finished running their shooting scenes. Symptoms may include constant quotations, dressing like one of the Dons, obsessive interest in Sicily, listening to Tarantella over and over again, and becoming creepily and quietly aggressive.

godfather syndrome guy: "hey you, what are you looking at? that's right i'm talking to you."

random bewildered person: "leave me alone you creeper."

godfather syndrome guy: "you want me to leave? i'll tell you what to leave: leave the gun. take the cannoli."

random bewildered person: ..........

by AliceOctober September 22, 2009

Ricegum syndrome

Saying irrelevant and flexing every time you speak

P1 : Doc I want the Irrelevant cure for Ricegum syndrome because i make 2£ a day
Doctor : We will deliver it to your irrelevant house because my Abibas shoes cost more than 11£

by waaaaalllllllllmaaaaaaart June 25, 2019