holding a spoon

holding a spoon means that you want to eat someone. since youre holding a spoon it means youre eagerly waiting to eat someone using youre spoon.

woman: man i’m starving
man holding a spoon: *looking at the woman* me too..
woman: wtf?

by unf4z3dd April 28, 2022

Spoon

Used to describe someone that intentionally and frequently stirs up drama.

That Karen is one insatiable spoon.

Kyle just liked my ex-wives Facebook rant, what a spoon.

My boss wants me to work with Karen on this project. He either doesn't know I hate her or he is a lvl 100 spoon.

by Acid230 May 1, 2022

Spoons

The thing or utensil Liam Payne is terrified of. If you ever go to meet him please don’t take any spoons with you.

Liam Payne : “ I have a strange fear of spoons”

by alreadyhome28 May 12, 2022

Kevin spoon

A super hot and sexy dude who’s name is kevin spoon

Kevin spoon is totally insane and pushin p and he is in the tonka

by Exultancu May 12, 2022

Big spoon

An insult, primarily used by Indigenous women. Hiy hiy.

"Err, look at Janice. She's such a big spoon."

by Woodland Woman September 23, 2022

Dick Spoon

Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.

"No, no plastic spoon for Inmate Smith- he's been packing the musket again. Give him a dick spoon".

by Dano78 October 1, 2022

spoon

An instigator; someone who stirs the shit.

Don't listen to the spoon. He's just trying to cause trouble.

by Sister Kevin October 3, 2022