a crazy desies that samantha passes on when she savagly attacked a person befor she died she used to be a kid who got staight As and used to kick Every ones ass in cs. AND WHEN SHE GETS TICKED OFF SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS LIKE CRAZY AND. and shes really good at stealing
SIGNS OF THE DESIESE
out of control fighting
out of controlle stealing
out of control bitting
racial fighting
desire of watchin people bleed
SIGNS OF THE DESIESE
out of control fighting
out of controlle stealing
out of control bitting
racial fighting
desire of watchin people bleed
(WHEN SHE WAS ALIVE)
1:man that sam wooped my ass
2:boy:or ay do u now that sam
Girl:yeah she kick my ass at school
Boy: yeah she kick my ass in cs it was hella sad
4:man that bryen kid pulled a sam on me it was crazy
man the crazy person gave me the sam desiese by bitting me uncontrolably
docter: sorry your child got the daieses
mom: wut is it
Doctoer: she got sam alosis
man that cracker got his ass kicked bay a crazy black man who gots the sam
1:man that sam wooped my ass
2:boy:or ay do u now that sam
Girl:yeah she kick my ass at school
Boy: yeah she kick my ass in cs it was hella sad
4:man that bryen kid pulled a sam on me it was crazy
man the crazy person gave me the sam desiese by bitting me uncontrolably
docter: sorry your child got the daieses
mom: wut is it
Doctoer: she got sam alosis
man that cracker got his ass kicked bay a crazy black man who gots the sam
by Dirty chavez of california June 22, 2004
Get the phyco sammug. a term of unknown origin meaning a couple in which the boy (sam) loves the girl (kendall) more than the girl (kendall) loves the boy (sam)
by stacie's December 8, 2007
Get the sam and kendallmug. A non-Jewish Middle Eastern-American who bends over backwards to prove how American he is. Derived from "Uncle Tom."
Mo's indie rock friend #1: Did you see Mo get all weird when we introduced him to that hot Syrian chick?
#2: I know, as soon as she asked him what "Mo" was short for, he turned as red as a twice-used maxi pad.
#1: For real! I had to tell her it was short for "Mohamed."
#2: When will he realize "Mo" is the toupee of all nicknames?
#1: (scoffs) I love him more than I love Guided By Voices, but he's such an Uncle
Sam.
Exeunt
#2: I know, as soon as she asked him what "Mo" was short for, he turned as red as a twice-used maxi pad.
#1: For real! I had to tell her it was short for "Mohamed."
#2: When will he realize "Mo" is the toupee of all nicknames?
#1: (scoffs) I love him more than I love Guided By Voices, but he's such an Uncle
Sam.
Exeunt
by Self-Hating Hipster August 23, 2005
Get the Uncle Sammug. by Taniwha angler March 20, 2020
Get the SAM HARRISmug. Sam bortnick is a beautiful man. He lifts a ton of weights and shreds guitar. Everybody needs a sam bortnick in their life. Handsome, strong, talented, charismatic, and a ladies man. Without Sam bortnick, the world would spiral into an apocalyptic future as we know it.
by Merv03 February 13, 2022
Get the Sam bortnickmug. by urmomsgfssister June 5, 2019
Get the sam housermug. Usually a boy who is tall and has a small drui, he sucks at jumping even though he is very tall. He is often the second sam in a school, and loves to break other peoples belongings.
by 69_69drui March 1, 2022
Get the Sam Chanmug.