Swamp Donkey

An ugly, very obese female who can easily be mistaken for a man at times who attends parties they are not invited to for the sole purpose of trying to get with a man who is too trashed to defend himself. Swamp Donkeyness tends to start in high school due to rejection and continues throughout adulthood. Due to a lack of self-esteem, this female, as soon as she gets a hold of a man, will run off any and ALL of his friends regardless of their sex. She will grab him by the balls but continue to give him no pussy. Extremely jealous individual who will do anything to get a rise out of other females. Takes everything personal, even in the work place. This bitch is repulsive and will accuse everyone around them of being fake. Hopefully, if one of your friend's does get involved with this kind of an individual, they will realize she is a fat, ugly, worthless piece of shit and come crawling back to you apologizing and begging for forgiveness, but don't count on it. Swamp Donkey's will do anything to get their way... except put out.

This Swamp Donkey approached me at the bar, but I wasn't wasted enough, and I never will be.

by Here's your RISE September 6, 2010

Swamp Ass

A smelly booty grease that forms in the crevice of your ass after you sweat. It is usually a result of strenuous exercise or overexertion. Chubby people that pack a double wide surprise dump truck of an ass may experience this phenomenon regularly.

Bobby I got a real bad case of swamp ass you think you can finish digging up this ditch.

by bootyclapper34135 March 29, 2023

Swamp donkey

*A very hairy woman.

*Mostly found in the Pacific north west and the Galapagos Islands.

*First discovery made in Shasta County.

Bro, I got laid last night. But she was a total swamp donkey.

by Polarbear667 October 14, 2018

Swamp fingers

When u been fingering a girl so long that ur fingers go wrinkly. Like when ur in the bath to long

Boy: I was at Jenny's house last night got mad swamp fingers

by Suck my nan July 24, 2017

Swamp tour

When you get the shower real hot and steam and fart in her face!

Gave my lady a swamp tour last night!

by J-Gunther April 8, 2022

backwater swamp

1. A term used to describe an very wet rectum, especially after suffering from diarrhea.

2. A term used to describe especially steamy, and wet anal whiles a foul smell is present.

1. "aw man backwater swamps suck, especially after eating extra hot curry."
2. Guy1 :" hey there hot buns."

Guy2: "hey that backwater swamp was pretty nice last night "

Guy1: "you know it, do me like that again, will you?"

by Emithises March 16, 2017

Swamp Paw

The mucky condition of your dog's paws after a romp outside during foul weather.

Awe man, my shirt just got trashed by Rover's swamp paw.

by Bernissimo February 4, 2010