sam and kendall

a term of unknown origin meaning a couple in which the boy (sam) loves the girl (kendall) more than the girl (kendall) loves the boy (sam)

Dude, did you see those two at prom, they're totally sam and kendall.

by stacie's December 8, 2007

Uncle Sam

A non-Jewish Middle Eastern-American who bends over backwards to prove how American he is. Derived from "Uncle Tom."

Mo's indie rock friend #1: Did you see Mo get all weird when we introduced him to that hot Syrian chick?
#2: I know, as soon as she asked him what "Mo" was short for, he turned as red as a twice-used maxi pad.
#1: For real! I had to tell her it was short for "Mohamed."
#2: When will he realize "Mo" is the toupee of all nicknames?
#1: (scoffs) I love him more than I love Guided By Voices, but he's such an Uncle
Sam.

Exeunt

by Self-Hating Hipster August 23, 2005

SAM HARRIS

The act of a homosexual defecating in a womans vagina so he can pretend shes a man .

A priest performed a SAM HARRIS on a young girl last night as he had run out of boys

by Taniwha angler March 20, 2020

sam houser

The Slavic version of a weeaboo

God I hate sam Houser and his stupid fucking ukelele

by urmomsgfssister June 5, 2019

Sam bortnick

Sam bortnick is a beautiful man. He lifts a ton of weights and shreds guitar. Everybody needs a sam bortnick in their life. Handsome, strong, talented, charismatic, and a ladies man. Without Sam bortnick, the world would spiral into an apocalyptic future as we know it.

Sam bortnick is so sexy

by Merv03 February 13, 2022

Sam Deza

Sam Deza is a nerdy dog loved by everyone. He is sometimes joyful or neutral, everybody likes Sam Deza. He likes hanging out with other doggies and sometimes he likes to do the dirty with them. He is always alone that's why he sometimes itot other dogs. Sam Deza is on fb maou.sadaou.18

"Eyo, did you heard? The nerdy cute dog is on fb!"

"Add me on fb: Sam Deza"
Madi: tangina mo sam deza

by crispideinhaha August 22, 2021

Sam Chan

Usually a boy who is tall and has a small drui, he sucks at jumping even though he is very tall. He is often the second sam in a school, and loves to break other peoples belongings.

Sam Chan is the worst person you could ever meet!

by 69_69drui March 1, 2022