wheelchair piece

an incredibly hard to play musical piece

Achilles Last Stand by Led Zeppelin is a wheelchair piece.

by Mijito August 8, 2007

you piece of living dog shit

self-explanitory, fucknugget.

"you piece of living dog shit, I hate you."

by notultra March 19, 2017

high voltage hair piece

when you use somebodys bandana to wipe your ass

"hey bro let me get your bandana,...I got swamp ass...then he puts the bandana back on his head,dam man now i got a high voltage hair piece

by Matt King August 30, 2006

14 piece dismemberment

When you take a 3 inch or shorter dagger and saw off the feet of a victim at the ankles, then saw off the lower legs, then the upper legs, then the hands at the wrists, then the lower arms, then the upper arms, then, just before he dies from a lack of blood, you slit his throat and cut off his head. So called because when you get done, there's 14 pieces of the body.

Osiris was a victim of a 14 piece dismemberment.

When King Arthur did a 14 piece dismemberment to Igraine, you could hear the sound of her spurting blood colliding with his shiny silver plate armor, as well as her screams of pain as her flesh was sliced open.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

ring piece

the onion ring of ur body. inbitween ur 2 but cheeks. (ur a-hole)

dan newbold is a cunting ring-piece

by mat,mike & col October 9, 2003

Alabama Eye Piece

When you're banging in the backwoods, she's on all four's, & just before you cum, walk over her back & as she looks up, give her the Brown Eye as the load blows.
It never hurts to yell Roll Tide!

Just before ejaculation, spread your butt cheeks & put you butthole on her eye & cum & that is an Alabama Eye Piece.

by Cheddar Pecker January 8, 2007

2 piece

A term used to express how hot a girl is. Two piece is a girl that is so hot that you'd want to rip her into 2 pieces. This term can be used up to 8 pieces max but even a 4 piece is really rare so don't jump into calling a girl 4 piece so fast.

Joey: Dude check out that 2 piece!
Chandler: Where??
Joey: Over there
Chandler: Damn! she could even be a 4 piece.

by Two Piece King August 26, 2009