Fart Number

A fart number is the number of times you farted in a certain time period

Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today

David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday

David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number

David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24

by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021

sleep number

the number of people you have slept with

My sleep number has nothing to do with a mattress-but what happens on top of it!

by dorksideofthemoon March 17, 2021

The Numbered

The fans and followers of Thrteen.

I'm in The Numbered

by Thrteen April 21, 2021

Prime number

A clever way to say someone is a 4.25/10 on the beauty scale.

"Your mom's a prime number!"

by AldousFlynn May 12, 2021

Sheer number of bears

A very loaded question about the quantity of bears in a specific area that no one needs to be asked.

Ryan: hey, does the sheer number of bears in Alaska freighter you?
Jack: what the fuck are you talking about

by Pritchbitch69 May 16, 2021

Status Number

The number of dicks one has sucked in the last 3 months divided by 4

My status number is 3.25( has sucked 13 dicks in the last 3 months)

by King Co July 6, 2021

poop number/letter

When a person calls you a poop number/letter, they are counting how much you poop. If the number is high then its basically calling you a shithead

“you’re poop number/letter 6”

by tweekphobic July 30, 2021