Mountain mint

That good kush

He was selling mountain mint

by Warmerskies October 14, 2020

Mountain Football

A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.

Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.

by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024

Oowacheetah Mountains

Commonly mistaken for the Ouachita Mountains, this mountain range is located in west central Arkansas, southeastern Oklahoma and north-east Texas. In the late 20th century a geologist named Honkey stumbled across these mountains with stunning beauty, confusion began to set in while taking a strike and dip measurement. His confusion led to the new name Oowacheetah. (Noun)

Honkey carries his purple backpack up the Oowacheetah Mountains.

by )(olla2.0 December 10, 2010

Green Mountain Swamp Hunt

While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting

Man, I took the ol' lady on a Green Mountain Swamp Hunt yesterday. Ethan Allen would be so proud

by Endlessecho May 17, 2021

Mountain Gay

A hardworking ranch hand, nature walk loving , boot and flannel button up wearing , Homosexual man.

My friend isn't an "omg gross, teeheehee " type of gay man. He's a mountain gay

by DANG,THAT SUCKS July 10, 2023

Rocky Mountain High School

A school that used to have a fantastic art program but is now a sad dumpster fire full of meth addicts and wannabe jocks.

“Do you remember Rocky Mountain High School?”
“No!”

Or

“Your mom must have went to Rocky Mountain High School!”

by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025

mountain nonse

Someone who gets thoroughly excited by mountains and uses sexual descriptions for the mountain.

The muscular face of the ben.

Peter you're such a mountain nonse

by Peter Thorpe Normal Rice September 1, 2020