Milk Man

A person that rides the clock not doing a thing just to rack up over time. Also know for Milking the clock. Also know as Mr. Mayfeild

Did you hear Todd got 80 hours this week? He's a real Milk Man.

by overtime king January 22, 2014

Carnation milk

Carnation milk, best in the land: no more tits to pull, no more hay to pitch, just pop the top on the son of a bitch

"Hey Jerry, I got carnation milk today, bc I need some powdered shit for the anthill!!"

"Cool, Miley let's kill the bastards!"

by F550 Powerstroke May 27, 2014

Milk Salad

A man who chums on his/hers partners face who is a vegetarian.

The man made a milk salad all over his girlfriend.

by XXDirtyDrewXX July 15, 2014

milk bending

Stroking a penis till ejaculation. Without touching it physically.

Milk bending "Shit i think I've just been milk blended"

by Ricecakesxp August 18, 2014

milk poop

Just your normal, run of the mill, average-sized poop, but with a splash of milk. Enough milk to make it squish all together in your hand, but an amount small enough to still keep it warm. Fun at parties.
Sometimes referred to as "milk poopy."

Alex: What is Benedict doing over there in the corner?
Gabby: Oh, he's just playing with some milk poop.

by MudkipOO7 September 25, 2014

McCurdy Milking

The act of ejaculating in plain sight. Sometimes used as slang term for "handjob".

Person A: Wow he's really going at it in the living room window!

Person B: Yep. He's doing the ole McCurdy Milking. Hope he brought a towel!

by Mr.Drangus September 25, 2014

tongue milking

licking cow nipples aggressively

I was watching porn involving tongue milking.

by buttfucked666 January 17, 2015