Mountains

A large, almost mystical land mass, which appears all over the globe. Some are tall, some are small, but all are beautiful.

Look at the mountains.

by anonymous February 17, 2021

Mountain cat

Just like a cougar but fatter

I can't believe my son had sex with a mountain cat, she's older than me.

by TattooistByDay November 9, 2015

Bernese Mountain Doggin

Unique and highly desired sexual position that is guaranteed to satisfy all parties.

Last night we were Bernese Mountain Doggin and I thought for sure he would finish…

by Mothanyouthought August 28, 2023

Mountain

an erected penis

So, I saw his mountain, I really, really, liked it Jane.

by ItsPigeon July 16, 2016

Look at the mountains

Look at the mountains is not what most people perceive it as. It is a feeling, an experience, where you are immersed in the sheer oddity of the phrase. It is a spiritual awakening, opening your eyes to the wonder of the vast mountains. Look at the mountains is joyful and wonderful, and should be experienced by everyone.

“Look at the mountainssss” proclaims look at the mountains aunt.

by auntie tammy January 31, 2024

Mountain View High School

Mountain View High School, a school for ugly, nasty smelling druggies, the students in this school openly accept rapists and are often acting “ghetto” when really they live in uptight suburban neighborhoods. This school has very low diversity, yet 3/4 of the white male population here preaches the n word while taking a hit off a juul.

rando: “You go to Mountain View High School?”
student: “Yeah dude, it sucks total ass!”

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Mountain yeti

A large hairy creature that loves to steal your beer and fuck your cousin wife or sister lives mostly in the caves of Kentucky almost always seen by tweakers

Hell Denny that damn mountain yeti stole a 30 pack and for some reason my wife been walking with a limp

by Mcnumbnutts September 2, 2018