Jesus Pimple

A Pimple which comes back a few days later after it is popped.

Dude, the pimple I popped three days ago has come back to life. Damn, Jesus Pimple.

by Jireh July 25, 2012

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Jesus Kill

Usually in an FPS game where the player gets an insane kill out of skill or pure luck

guy 1: Dude i was playing halo the other day and got a sick kill when one of my bullets bounced off a rock and hit someone
guy 2: dude! thats a jesus kill if i ever heard one!

by OddThomas June 29, 2011

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Jesus tv

Television program dedicated to teaching the "word of god". Televangelism

I'm watching this great preacher on the Jesus tv channel.

by Decimator June 28, 2011

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A Drinking game involving an extra large beer mug and ping pong balls. Similar in nature to quarters, Daddy Jesus has the starting player pour a chosen amount of beer into the mug and then attempt to bounce the ping pong ball into the mug. If successful, the player then pours any chosen amount into the mug and passes the ball to the next player. Any time a player fails to make the ball into the mug, they must drink the contents of the mug.

"The last time we played Daddy Jesus, he ended up getting screwed over by the other guys and had to drink a full giant mug."

by UFdude September 5, 2011

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Jesus-fix

To fix a problem that has been stumping someone else in an incredibly simplistic way on your first try, often by hitting or touching the object in question. The method used to fix the device may have already been tried multiple times, but just didn't work until you came along. This is reminiscent of how Jesus Christ supposedly healed the sick just by touching them.

My car horn was broken for months, but Tanner Jesus-fixed it on the first time he pushed it.

My friend's phone wasn't working for hours yesterday, but I came in and Jesus-fixed it when I turned it off and on even though she had already tried that five times.

by DaskinRobins October 7, 2011

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