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Totality egg

Females within a solar eclipse's path of totality undergo a cosmically-induced ovulation process triggered at moment of full totality. The egg generated during this totality ovulation process is known as the totality egg.
I fertilized Mary's totality egg and she gave birth to a shadow baby
by lambtron August 22, 2017
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Egg Patrol

the act of patrolling your house for potential eggers
Holy shit we're getting egged! Son! Get on egg patrol RIGHT now!!

Mom I'm going out tonight.. no youre not, you're on egg patrol
by Jamesdamico June 5, 2017
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Dippy egg

A soft boiled egg. Placed in an egg cup. The top is cut off so that thin cut strips of buttered toast (called soldiers) can be dipped into the runny yolk.
by The Biggest Dave July 18, 2020
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time egg

A Time Egg is a Time Traveling Device that freezes time and temporarily halts the space-time continuum to perform a certain task usually replacing people, objects, or events depending on the situation to alter certain or particular events that have already happened. The reason being is to change history or achieve greater goals that are impossible to use without the device.
In Chrono Trigger, Gaspar the Guru of Time along with Spekkio allowed the time traveling heros to use the time egg to halt time, replace Crono with the clone, and save Crono.
by dsleaz April 25, 2009
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Daft Egg

A daft egg is an individual who does something stupid or laughable and is kindly and affectionately laughed at by their friends.
Friend 1: "Did you hear, he fell down a toilet?"
Friend 2: "No, that is so funny"
Daft Egg: "Yeah, it was pretty funny"
Friend 2: "You are such a daft egg"
by Mashyyylalala May 15, 2011
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eggs in a basket

a homosexual practice involving resting ones testicles on the testicles of another, usually in a non-sexual circumstance.
My boyfriend and I were watching tv together in the nude, so we put our eggs in a basket.
by MyNewBoyfriend September 8, 2011
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swag egg

the coolest discord admin you could come across, generally the most swag person you could come across online
wow swag egg is the best mod ever!! :D
by swag egg August 5, 2020
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