Dr Pessoa

Former Lieutenant Colonel of the U.S. Air Force. Now he is the prophet of Detention. He teaches people the wisdom of detention and how detention leads to eternal enlightenment. He has a gargantuan bald spot which is a symbol of his wisdom.

Me: Dr Pessoa just gave me detention!
My friend: Lucky guy!

by MrChornobaivka May 28, 2023

Dr. Dipshit

A very certain bitchy teacher that sucks ass, a bad teacher that everyone hates

"OMG! Did you hear Dr. Dipshit got fired???"

by donotsisturbmepleaseguys November 21, 2025

Dr. Fart N Suck

When you suck the fart out of a women’s ass

I wish I could Dr. Fart N Suck a bitch

by Tommyc December 3, 2021

Dr. Frias

Dr. Frias's are usually chemistry teachers who give you a packet of work almost everyday. They are a little strict, but definitely not the worst you've ever seen. All of them have massive cocks.

Person 1: who'd you get for chem?

Person 2: Dr. Frias

by Braden Fortson November 13, 2023

TB;DR

Abbreviation for either 'Tony Blair; didn't read' or 'Tony Blair; don't read'.

What? Who wrote another article? Nope, I have no opinion on it. TB;DR.

by Tbdr April 18, 2018

Dr. Doomed

When a friend or rival uses a false medical diagnoses to steal a person you were competing for.

Steve just Dr. Doomed me by telling Anne that I have throat Herpes.

by Jack Coinin December 16, 2011

Dr. Karen

Usually blonde with glasses, tries to act young but looks like they're deep into their late forties. Cries in the middle of surgery when she finds out her child got hurt on the playground and shows that awkward weakness in a professional setting either trying to gain attention or sympathy. Demands you call her Dr. So-and-so with a minor in Gender Studies while some doctors are like 'Call me Ben. Call me Josh. Call me Mike.' Her favorite cartoon character is a yellow pill with one or two eyeballs. If she asks the tech to burp the DaVinci robot and they ask her to repeat herself because she mumbles, she will email the director saying that the tech does not know how to use the DaVinci Robot.

The Anesthesiologist variant of this is the same: Blonde with glasses, never smiles with RBF and when things go down and you run your hardest to get blood from the blood bank and doing the procedure of reading the patient name, blood type, DOB and serial number three times, Dr. Karen will still think you walked and took a break.

Don't socialize or mingle with Dr. Karens. They're miserable.

"Dr. Karen threw a tantrum when I took only 2 minutes to get blood from the blood bank thinking I should've gotten it just like that. She's like a spoiled 5-year-old brat who wants things handed to her immediately and if she doesn't get her way, she'll throw a tantrum."

by Josephchen666 June 18, 2025