Cousin

Someone very hot that you should TOTALLY FUCK RIGHT NOW

Person 1: Heyy Generic cousin name, you lookin MIGHT fine today ;)
Person 2 (Presumable Cousin): Ummm I have a boyfriend, also we are cousins that's gross
Person 1: Even better ;) (Proceeds to strip naked, rips off cousins clothes and starts to fuck her)
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

by CousinFricker420 March 31, 2022

Step Cousin

The half sibling(mother or fathers side) of your half sibling (mother or father side)

My Brother and I have different dads. I call his sister on his dad's side my step cousin

by [e-mail] October 7, 2022

sextuple-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and twelve great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

sextuple-third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

first co-cousin-niece-in-law

The granddaughter-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

half-first-cousin-twice-removed

1- Grandparent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's granchild.

My half-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

double-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's double-first-cousin.
2- Double-first-cousin's child.
3 - Child of the parent's pibling with the other parent's pibling.
4 - Child of the parent's nibling with the other parent's nibling.
5 - Child of the parent's nibling with the other parent's pibling.

My double-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

sixth-cousin-5X-removed

Sixth-cousin-five-times-removed (6C5R).

My sixth-cousin-5X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021