California snowball

A mixture of calcium acetate and ethanol. Burns extremely well.

Dr Carson: Thomas burnt himself while playing with California snowballs.

by The Almighty Dr. Goose January 31, 2021

California Landslide

When taking a shit, one straddles the toilet facing the wall causing a shit stain down the front side of the toilet.

Dude, I just took a dump and did a California landslide. Skid marks for days!

by Little Willie 69 July 16, 2019

california baked potato

The act of adding bacon, cheese, chives, broccoli and sour to cream to ones Vaginal region then eating it off!!

“Ooh sally your California baked potato was exquisite last night at grandmas retirement party!” Said Donavin

by Nancy who? June 9, 2018

california stingray

The action of a man being penetrated from behind with a strap on or live dick and being beat off at the same time. A double California stingray is that in which a man is being penetrated from behind beat off and having oral sex all at once.

He had the best orgasm after the California Stingray!

by friskyflicker July 24, 2018

California cup holder

When a man cums in an ass hole and then proceeds to drink their own cum from said ass hole.

Man, Kelvin sure did give me a solid California cup holder last night.

by Shotfirst January 31, 2024

california blender

The act of shooting ice cream up your ass and letting it freeze your your turds before gay butt sex

Hey bro do a California blender so you can ride my cock later

by Jack inoff May 26, 2019

California Roll

V.

1. The act of slightly slowing down while rolling up to a stop sign, then, without actually stopping, quickly accelerating.

2. A sushi roll which is comprised of avocado, crab imitation meat, and other sushi fillers. It is rolled so the rice is on the outside. It is very popular among uncultured white people who have a disgust for raw fish and asian food in general, but still want to feel authentic when eating sushi.

Ex 1:

Driver: I don't like stopping at stop signs, I just California Roll right through them.
Cop: Alright, I'm going to be suspending your driver's license for the next three years.

Ex 2:
Whitey #1: Wanna eat Sushi tonight?
Whitey #2: Bruh, raw fish? That's stuff's disgusting.

Whitey #1: It's okay, we can get California rolls.
Whitey #2: Hell yeah! I love authentic asian food. *winks*

by masterjand January 15, 2019