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sam and kendall

a term of unknown origin meaning a couple in which the boy (sam) loves the girl (kendall) more than the girl (kendall) loves the boy (sam)
Dude, did you see those two at prom, they're totally sam and kendall.
by stacie's December 8, 2007
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Uncle Sam

A non-Jewish Middle Eastern-American who bends over backwards to prove how American he is. Derived from "Uncle Tom."
Mo's indie rock friend #1: Did you see Mo get all weird when we introduced him to that hot Syrian chick?
#2: I know, as soon as she asked him what "Mo" was short for, he turned as red as a twice-used maxi pad.
#1: For real! I had to tell her it was short for "Mohamed."
#2: When will he realize "Mo" is the toupee of all nicknames?
#1: (scoffs) I love him more than I love Guided By Voices, but he's such an Uncle
Sam.

Exeunt
by Self-Hating Hipster August 23, 2005
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SAM HARRIS

The act of a homosexual defecating in a womans vagina so he can pretend shes a man .
A priest performed a SAM HARRIS on a young girl last night as he had run out of boys
by Taniwha angler March 20, 2020
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Jaimee and Sam

Jaimee and Sam

Jaimee and Sam are the best power couple that you could ever meet when your in the room with them you can even feel the love. At first Sam won’t be all that nice to Jaimee but after a while he begins to like her ALOT!
by Scrubbyduppyinthetubby December 14, 2018
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sam houser

God I hate sam Houser and his stupid fucking ukelele
by urmomsgfssister June 5, 2019
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Sam bortnick

Sam bortnick is a beautiful man. He lifts a ton of weights and shreds guitar. Everybody needs a sam bortnick in their life. Handsome, strong, talented, charismatic, and a ladies man. Without Sam bortnick, the world would spiral into an apocalyptic future as we know it.
by Merv03 February 13, 2022
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Sam Deza

Sam Deza is a nerdy dog loved by everyone. He is sometimes joyful or neutral, everybody likes Sam Deza. He likes hanging out with other doggies and sometimes he likes to do the dirty with them. He is always alone that's why he sometimes itot other dogs. Sam Deza is on fb maou.sadaou.18
"Eyo, did you heard? The nerdy cute dog is on fb!"

"Add me on fb: Sam Deza"
Madi: tangina mo sam deza
by crispideinhaha August 22, 2021
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