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Brandon

The Domestic Overachiever

If there was a competition for "Most Household Tasks Completed Without Asking For Help," the Brandon would win it every year and somehow still complain about not getting a trophy. Their laundry folding skills are borderline magical, and their ability to sweep an entire house without breaking a sweat is legendary. Any attempt to take over a chore will be met with dramatic protests and a side-eye that says, “Really? You think you can do it better?”
They will often remind you that they have done everything for the past 5 hours, 10 minutes, and 34 seconds.
Brandon vacuumed the entire house, dusted the ceiling fans, and put together a new IKEA shelf, all while I was sitting on the couch watching Netflix. He's basically the human version of a Swiss Army knife.
by Princesscait98 January 4, 2025
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Brandon

The most unfunny piece of shit you'll ever meet. Brandon is the worst fucking person you will ever meet and if you name your kid this, you should be ashamed of your existence.
Guy 1: "Bro is that Brandon?"
Guy 2: "I hope he gets hit by a bus."
by 12F0rtniteGamer November 22, 2021
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Brandon

Has a long gurrrrrthy juicy d*ck
If u see Brandon suck him off
by Cool guy November 22, 2021
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Brandon H

A guy who simps over girls who's tinder bios say they eat ass.
Guy 1: ah mate saw this right hottie on tinder we met and she liked me from front to back like a huggies diaper
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H
by Glutegorrilabois October 30, 2020
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Brandon

He is one of the coolest guys you will meet. He is a great friend to have and has a great sense of humour. Now he is either a great athlete or an amazing musician… nothing in between. He can be clingy at times but its ok. He always apologizes if he does something to hurt your feelings which is a great trait about him. In conclusion, you NEED to be friends with a Brandon
“Brandon is the coolest guy around!”
by Stupidperson130 January 5, 2022
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brandon smith

When you meet a Brandon Smith. Don't let there deep blue ocean eyes fool you. Don't let there warm hugs trap you in there charm. Be careful to listen to everything he says. He always lets the truth slip out even when he is trying to hide the facts. He lives on the edge and is to trusting of the wrong people. He flirts with all the wrong girls. He will make you jealous but what will really trap you is when he gives you his heart which will never happened because they are never ready to be serious. If they ever do decide to fight for you and make better efforts to start something instead of giving you false hope. Then you comment down below lol
That Brandon smith is envied by his friends who aren't really friends.
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Brandon Howard

Former CEO of parchmentpaper.com
Brandon Howard: "Must be tough living life on easy mode"
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