Carnation milk

Carnation milk, best in the land: no more tits to pull, no more hay to pitch, just pop the top on the son of a bitch

"Hey Jerry, I got carnation milk today, bc I need some powdered shit for the anthill!!"

"Cool, Miley let's kill the bastards!"

by F550 Powerstroke May 27, 2014

Milk Salad

A man who chums on his/hers partners face who is a vegetarian.

The man made a milk salad all over his girlfriend.

by XXDirtyDrewXX July 15, 2014

milk bending

Stroking a penis till ejaculation. Without touching it physically.

Milk bending "Shit i think I've just been milk blended"

by Ricecakesxp August 18, 2014

milk poop

Just your normal, run of the mill, average-sized poop, but with a splash of milk. Enough milk to make it squish all together in your hand, but an amount small enough to still keep it warm. Fun at parties.
Sometimes referred to as "milk poopy."

Alex: What is Benedict doing over there in the corner?
Gabby: Oh, he's just playing with some milk poop.

by MudkipOO7 September 25, 2014

McCurdy Milking

The act of ejaculating in plain sight. Sometimes used as slang term for "handjob".

Person A: Wow he's really going at it in the living room window!

Person B: Yep. He's doing the ole McCurdy Milking. Hope he brought a towel!

by Mr.Drangus September 25, 2014

tongue milking

licking cow nipples aggressively

I was watching porn involving tongue milking.

by buttfucked666 January 17, 2015

milk emergency

When you eat a cookie or brownie and suddenly NEED milk to satisfy your taste buds so you stop whatever you are doing and all out sprint to the fridge destroying everything in your path to satisfy the urge in the short window that it lasts.

I stiff armed grandma on the way to the kitchen to get a gulp of milk because I had a milk emergency while eating a brownie in the basement while playing minecraft and jerking off.

by milkman262 December 18, 2013