Slappy Joe

The extreme pain due to a high-velocity impact between the male scrotum and the inner thigh flab. This usually occurs when playing intense sports such as ping-pong, or doing jumping jacks. The resulting sound is a high-pitched, incredibly loud slapping noise.

Person 1: Owww, I just had a slappy joe!

Person 2: ....I am so sorry. Here, take a Vicodin.

by SlappyJoesHurt December 30, 2011

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joe dolce

Best musician ever. Although a talented performer who has been recording for more than 25 years, he is responsible for one of the greatest songs of all time "Shaddap You Face"

What'sa matta you, hey,
Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
Why you looka so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place,
Ah, Shaddap You Face.

by Tubgirl's Revenge January 27, 2004

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joe nuts

joe nuts is a racist term used to identify sussy impostors

person 1: "joe"
person 2: "joe who?"
person 1: "joe nuts"

by joesususynus July 7, 2021

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frosty joe

Where yo fill a condom with urine and freeze it and pretend it’s a dildo

Boy:1 Oh hay I got something for you
Boy:2 What is it .
Boy:1 It a frosty joe.
Girl:1 Oh I have never eat that before is it tasty.
Girl:2 Yes.

by Joe is gay 101 gang bang February 18, 2018

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billie joe

Frontman of the band Green Day. Awesome! Great voice.

Billie Joe Armstrong kicks major ass.

by Nicole May 24, 2003

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Joe Horn

(v.) To place or receive an obnoxious phone call.

(n.) Wide receiver for the New Orleans Saints.

"He Joe Horned the phone in the middle of class and had a 5-minute conversation"

"Joe Horn hid a phone then used it as a prop in his touchdown celebration"

by d-Mack June 10, 2006

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