ur knob got slobbed

when your sleeping, passed out, knocked out, or in any way unconcious and when you wake up your weiner is wet with slobber. As you as you wake up the song "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" starts playing. Next to radio that is playing "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" there is small post it that says "ur knob got slobbed". The longer the slobber sits on the slobbed weiner it could create a semi-offensive odor that requires a shower. The prime suspects are in the closet gay dudes and nympho pyscho girlfriends.

Victim: Dang... i must have passed out from drinking all that zifandel and vodka. Wait...why is my weiner wet?

radio starts playing "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" with a post it right next to it that "ur knob got slobbed"

Victim: uh oh... I don't have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO!

by Pnon2 January 27, 2010

UR MOM GAY LOL

This word is used when you want someone to die. It is the worst phrase you can EVER say to someone. Trust me.

Jimmy: Hey bruh what’s up😎
Bobby: Hah, UR MOM GAY LOL
Jimmy: *dies of heartbreak💔*

by hahaurmom May 8, 2018

ur boi chips ahoy

it is a cool word that all to cool kids say when they are feeling like they want to kill themselves

hey i want ur boi chips ahoy

by asdfghxcvbn August 13, 2018

ur mom big horny

Basically destroys anybody. In some situations it has the power of getting on the same power level level as no u
To boost it's power by 2x , you must say "honk honk" after it.

Jimmy: Wanna play Minecraft ?
Timmy: No lol faggot
Jimmy: Ur mom big horny
Timmy: No u
Jimmy: Honk Honk

*Nuclear explosion destroying 99% of human race takes place*

by h0t man boy April 21, 2019

ur mom is overrated m80

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by MinecraftVlogMV November 7, 2017

ur mom supe gaye

downright the greatest insult ever devised by retarded 12 year old children in playgrounds and in chat.

Billy: hey my dude how you been
Bob: Ur mom supe gaye

*Ground starts to crack*
Billy: WHat HavE YoU DoNE?
Billy:* fucking explodes*

by Gaye=Boi May 30, 2018

Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.

Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*

by Filopthe69th March 14, 2018