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Goon Titting

The art of concealing cask wine in your breast region in order to smuggle alcohol into a venue or event.
Prior to an event, a woman decides it is an opportunity for Goon Titting. She removes the silver bladder of wine from the box and tactfully inserts it into her sports bra so as to appear as though she is has a large bust, but rather is concealing 2 litres of organic wine.
by Thrupple September 26, 2023
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Croatian flicker gooning

Croatian flicker gooning is a sexual act consisting of using a cheap vibrating buttplug which will periodically zap your prostate due to its poor quality and its controlled by Nikola Tesla's spirit who is summoned via an ouija board in a forest near Smiljan (the place Nikola Tesla was born in) while you goon while chanting the words "Nikola, bless me, and I shall bless your birthplace with my seed".
"Dude, I heard you are visiting Smiljan in a month. Is that true?" "Yeah, im going there mostly to try Croatian flicker gooning!"
by YVLdoja December 4, 2024
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goon

a person most of the times a nigga (cuz yanno roaches are multiplying by the second) who get no gets no type gyals or pussy
D'Ondre is a goon.
by gun-handler86 January 19, 2018
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Flash Gooning

The act of turning off the light at a rapid pace whilst stroking thy pener.
Last night my friend was flash gooning last night and it was making me worried.
by Peter Pener March 13, 2025
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Goons

A man that's loyal to his men's and his gang he will always have your back when you need him I will never talk shit about you

And will never lie to and will always stay right next to you
/:goons

:yoo look at my goon Right here

:this the goon right here
by Ckulglad r.je January 7, 2020
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goon squad

the homeless coons on dayz who are known for talking hella shit then failing miserably
yo you see what happened to goon squad?

nah what happened?

we wiped there shit then gave it back, then took it again.
by white_supremacy445 April 2, 2022
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goon

Hello, I'm David Samuels, I love to goon every morning when i upskirt girls
by gnev29 March 14, 2025
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