Smacking the Weasel

Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown

I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.

by WeaselSmacker69 December 15, 2011

Smack Danny Thursday

Smack Danny

Ow! - says Danny
ITS SMACK DANNY THURSDAY

by ndmez January 4, 2024

Smacking plays

What I call a homo-sapiens addicted to stapes

Person 1: Are you addicted to states?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are Smacking plays.

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022

<April 18th, 1984>Ima Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

<April 18th, 1984>Ima Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

<April 18th, 1984>Ima Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

Let Me Smack Your Attack And Defense Assualtu By The Sunflower Seed

Let Me Smack Your Attack And Defense Assualtu By The Sunflower Seed

Let Me Smack Your Attack And Defense Assualtu By The Sunflower Seed

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

smack the honk

When you smack the fucking honk with a big black monster cock

Wanna go smack the honk

by Smack_honk January 26, 2018