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California cup holder

When a man cums in an ass hole and then proceeds to drink their own cum from said ass hole.
Man, Kelvin sure did give me a solid California cup holder last night.
by Shotfirst January 31, 2024
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California Heavy

A term used for a closer, deal maker, or problem solver. The term was used back in the 70's for a deal maker in the used car business.
Carmen tried to close the deal, but had to bring in the California Heavy Glen to ink the deal.
by closer14 January 7, 2011
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California Uncle

A California Uncle is a man who has previously had intimate relations with a woman; who has had a child by another man. A man is not a California Uncle until relations with the mother have concluded amicably
“Bro I’ll up later, I have to get a graduation present for my niece”
Your sister is 20, how do you got a niece?”
“Nah not like a blood niece, I’m a California Uncle”
by Vittorio 415 September 25, 2021
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california stingray

The action of a man being penetrated from behind with a strap on or live dick and being beat off at the same time. A double California stingray is that in which a man is being penetrated from behind beat off and having oral sex all at once.
He had the best orgasm after the California Stingray!
by friskyflicker July 24, 2018
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California Tootsie Roll

When he/she pisses you off so much that you take a dump on the person in your sleep
Just wait… If she pisses me off again i’m going to giver her a California Tootsie Roll
by ManiacMonsterMalcom July 14, 2025
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California Roll

V.

1. The act of slightly slowing down while rolling up to a stop sign, then, without actually stopping, quickly accelerating.

2. A sushi roll which is comprised of avocado, crab imitation meat, and other sushi fillers. It is rolled so the rice is on the outside. It is very popular among uncultured white people who have a disgust for raw fish and asian food in general, but still want to feel authentic when eating sushi.
Ex 1:

Driver: I don't like stopping at stop signs, I just California Roll right through them.
Cop: Alright, I'm going to be suspending your driver's license for the next three years.

Ex 2:
Whitey #1: Wanna eat Sushi tonight?
Whitey #2: Bruh, raw fish? That's stuff's disgusting.

Whitey #1: It's okay, we can get California rolls.
Whitey #2: Hell yeah! I love authentic asian food. *winks*
by masterjand January 15, 2019
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California Sip

Like a California stop where your car continues to slowly roll through the stop sign, but with a drink meant to be just a sip that turns into a bit more.
Person 1: Let me take a sip.
Person 2: it better be a small one, and not a California sip!
by Chaosedge5035 April 10, 2024
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