York River Academy

Also known as YRA, it is a school for kids with mental disabilities. Kids suffer chronic depression once they step foot into the building, and immediately want to commit die. Also, students get drug checked and suspended every two seconds.

The only good thing is probably easy grades till junior year, then you're fucked.
Types of students who attend include Furries, Computer nerds, D&D Players, and r e d a c t e d.

There is the legend that once every 5 years there's actually a cool group of kids who attend the school, but tis only a legend.

Or it is?

Attend at your own risk.
York River Academy makes me sad.
by This isn't a beach! November 12, 2019
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York River Academy

York River Academy is a school for computer nerds. There are a few of us who survive and make it out alive, but I've lost a few comrades. If you do choose to come here, come prepared. You need a strong will to survive the 'Traps'. May Mother Russia be with you, and god speed my guy.
John Doe only survived 2 years and York River Academy, but we lost him during the summer.
by What are you doing, Step Bro? February 27, 2019
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Lakewood Catholic Academy

A private catholic elementary/middle school located in Lakewood Ohio. It's full of selfish, prissy, little girls and boys who don't know how to control themselves and think they can do whatever they want.

You learn absolutely nothing in Health or Social Studies. Gym will destroy your GPA. 5th-7th grade Math will be hell if you don't get in the "advanced" class. Art class is fun but will always get ruined by brats who only think of themselves and you will contract tinnitus from all the yelling and screaming.
"Do you remember how bad Lakewood Catholic Academy was?"
"Oh yea. I'm surprised I still managed to pass the 8th grade after that hell-hole."
by Sprinklez_Bun20 September 06, 2022
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Booty Eating Academy

A school that shall train you to eat thou booty, the correct way with no hesitation. Can also be a school for pussy eating and soul snatching.
"Hey Jerry how you eat booty so good?"
Booty eating academy in your neighborhood today.
by KING JONNY March 26, 2020
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Sunshine Academy

The place where they send the mentally handicapped so that normal people can live out their normal lives. A normal student at the sunshine academy could expect to either finger paint all day, or fart in a bathtub and laugh their ass off.
I sent my son to the sunshine academy so I could bang my wife the other day
by Weiner Stinkman September 24, 2011
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dayspring academy

a school full of mean girls and immature guys. everyday is a living hell. if you want to go to dayspring, just don’t. they pride themselves on good education and they teach them higher level stuff to make them feel older, yet they won’t teach you how to be a decent human. a good education will get you far but without common sense and basic kindness you’ll get nowhere. the “learners” at dayspring are extremely toxic and no exactly how to make you feel like you don’t belong. if you go to dayspring, good luck.
where do u go to school?

i go to dayspring academy

ohhh.. you go there…
by urmom3005 November 16, 2021
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