by Sticky hairy April 11, 2022
Get the Sticky hairymug. The type of feces that makes your anus (volcano ring) warm like you are producing molten cake as you empty your bowls. The feeling, not to be confused with molton cake poops, (which produce the sticky lava sensation) is what is called sticky lava.
Bro dude to wife: “ugh im so glad we have a bidet here. I just felt sticky lava in my anus”
Wife: “did u use toilet paper too”
Bro dude: “the bidet did the job”
Dude to bro: “bro, i felt so immobilized by my situation. It felt like sticky lava. U cant get up and use the bidet to cool off, and you cant keep going.”
Bro: “sarah said some nasty shit to u. No pun intended”
Wife: “did u use toilet paper too”
Bro dude: “the bidet did the job”
Dude to bro: “bro, i felt so immobilized by my situation. It felt like sticky lava. U cant get up and use the bidet to cool off, and you cant keep going.”
Bro: “sarah said some nasty shit to u. No pun intended”
by kilo min garo June 4, 2019
Get the sticky lavamug. by NiggaNuts January 13, 2021
Get the Sticky Tablemug. by Wickedmate July 26, 2020
Get the Stinky Stickymug. by Master'erm August 6, 2016
Get the sticky goodnessmug. Often said to a male when he is either complaining about something inane or performing a manly action poorly. It insinuates that he is female, he is menstruating, and that he placed the sanitary napkin to catch the flow with the sticky side towards his genitalia. This causes obvious pain, which leads to both anger and poorer performance all around. Ask any woman over the age of 13 who has used pads. She'll know.
(At shooting range) "Dude, you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn!" "Shaddup, it's the sights are off!" "Whatever, man, sticky side out."
by minameismud May 2, 2011
Get the sticky side outmug. by ConcreteJungle February 2, 2017
Get the Stickymug.