gossip stick

Cell phone, especially when perpetually attached to a woman's hand.

My wife's on the damn gossip stick again.

by YourMamaDontLiveHere January 22, 2011

spaghetti stick

a phrase to describe someone or something that is very tall and skinny

Donald: dude that guy is a spaghetti stick!
Chris: i know he doesn't even play baseball!
Donald: what a pussy!

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 6, 2019

Clown on a Stick

Noun. AKA Paleto Payasa.

A person who dates a man with so many red flags, it makes them a clown on a stick for doing so. Naturally, the stick to this clown being courtesy of the man in question.

Named after the Mexican marshmallow snack on a stick; Paleto Payasa.

"Ah, that stick seems to have found its clown."

"Before you tell me more about him, let's set the vibe. Do you want me to run to the store for some vodka and facepaint real quick? I hear some clown on a stick aspirations coming through."

by Your good dude, reporting live January 11, 2021

A Fucking Stick

Something meant to look like a Hidden Immunity idol from Survivor. Made by Ozzy Lusth, taken by Jason Siska, and named by Eliza Orlin's iconic quote.

Eliza: DUDE, IT'S A FUCKING STICK!

by Birdyツ March 6, 2019

Persuasion stick

Slang for the word hammer. Most often heard in auto repair shops when a car part (typically a suspension or steering related part) needs to be hit with a hammer in order to break free.

Damn steering knuckle won't break free... it's time for my trusty persuasion stick!!!

by thebadwrench April 21, 2018

doodoo stick

lame; stupid; silly; doofy; a nicer or more endearing way of calling someone a douche bag

"Oh, Marcus.. You are such a doodoo stick"

by All knowing of the world April 1, 2009

Trap Stick

a stick used to beat children with, in the hood

Melody's homegirl: "u good?"
Melody: "no, my aunt brutally beat me with the trap stick last night, so my ass cheeks are throbbing."

by buzzytf January 17, 2023