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peanut butter pooper

A person, who leaves large dollops of "peanut butter like" shit on the inside of the toilet bowl. Usually found at the workplace, but can occur in the home. The peanut butter pooper is notoriously hard to identify, and is thought to be a supernatural/mythical being in Indian cultures of the American southwest.
The "peanut butter pooper" had struck again, leaving large clumps of crap all over the toilet bowl in the employee break-room.
by Tink Tink 27 January 3, 2017
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Peanut Gallery

The jim bros that skip at least once a week from falling asleep on accident after work or decide to go fishing. They follow each other around, do the same workout, and talk about lifting too much and almost shitting themselves. These are the jim bros of Lovell. Oh, they also make fun of the two girls that will go workout with them.
by Love Jim August 12, 2022
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Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert

A state of alert triggered when Andrew Tate imparts significant wisdom; akin to the stickiness of peanut🥜butter, the advice is substantial and not to be missed.

Every time Tate speaks out on financial freedom, it's a Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert, urging us to pay attention.
by MindFuck X October 9, 2023
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Peanut BUTTer Jelly Time

When you lube up your asshole with peanut butter (chunky if preferred) and a dick or dildo with unspecified jam or jelly and fuck the asshole and then suck mixture the dick or dildo.
Man, my girl gave me a Peanut BUTTER Jelly Time yesterday, she loved it.
by Batwoman1994 December 28, 2018
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Peanut Butter

Peanut butter is the sole definition of life.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
Every ingredient in peanut butter when said outloud, is music to anybody's ears.
Peanut butter is the buttery cream of a peanut and it can not be messed with.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
I could honestly list about a thousand reasons why peanut butter life.
You could make a counter-arguement that people with peanut allergies don't like peanut butter.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
I know that a person who is allergic of peanut butter are spies made from god to stop the spread of the peanut butter love.
Without those spies, the entire world would be peanut butter because people love it so much.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
Even the spies themselves like peanut butter, they just get paid so much money that they keep their mouths shut in fear of both being brutally murdered for betraying the "P-Spies Commands" and for losing about the entire world economy's worth of money.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
by UnsafeBarrel January 9, 2022
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peanutism

A condition where someone is deathly allergic to peanut butter but loves peanut butter.
5 million people are affected by peanutism everyday. Just one dollar can save the lives of countless peanut butter lovers.
by baddyis daddyladdy June 5, 2024
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