Raaviels' law

The law that if someone is super anti-Pedo, they're more likely to get with a minor.

Have you heard about Chris and Emma dating?
Isn't she like 17?
What?! I thought he was super anti-pedo!
Classic Raaviels' Law.

by acid-mommy August 27, 2021

dumbfuck law

Similar to Goodwin's Law. Any discussion pointing out a countries problems will include, within the first 20 comments, a reference to how the USA is worse with regard to that particular problem.

First proposed on slashdot

China has a bad pollution problem.

Applying dumbfuck law: Yeah, but its no where near as bad as America's love of the Hummer.

by mr xqzy January 15, 2013

Hogg's Law

In the game 'Mario Kart'. This term applies to anyone who is in 1st place during a race and gets hit by a blue shell.

Usually said in a tone of frustration. Upon being hit by a blue shell the driver may exclaim 'Ahh Hogg's Law!!'

by Gezza87 August 31, 2010

nathan's law

The tenancy to gain skill in a particular pursuit or passion, given time expended towards its completion.

Nathan doesn't observe Nathan's law, as he does not gain skill over time in PUBG.

by bill schuler June 18, 2018

Tedder's Law

Once an unsettling fact about the Nazis or Hitler is posted in an online forum, the probability of a comparison to Trump or Conservatives approaches. An addendum to "Godwin's Law," as it carries the same result of ending any meaningful discussion.

On a Reddit post about Hitler or the Nazis, there will be people in the comments comparing them to Trump or other Conservatives thus invoking Tedder's Law.

by Goose_ October 29, 2018

grandson-in-law

The husband of one's granddaughter.

My grandson-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Dave's Law

That no matter where or when you go to a library, you will automatically have had an overdue book and owe a hefty fine.

Sorry I can't pay for McDonald's, I had to pay the library who totally Dave's Lawed me.

by A BLT. August 31, 2011