On April 14, it is national hello kitty your friend day! On national hello kitty your friend day, you can kidnap your friend and make them buy you hello kitty plushies :DDD
by Lunar_moonlight February 9, 2025
Get the National hello kitty your friend day mug.When you blow a load and you accidentally hit your kitty cat. Also goes for blowing a load on a human pussy.
by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025
Get the glazed kitty mug.A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.
Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
by alfrtastik March 3, 2025
Get the Hello Kitty Relationship mug.A relationship that looks like a heterosexual one to the unbeknownst, but is actually between two lesbians. Named after the satirical internet rumor that both Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel, who are claimed by Sanrio to be a straight couple, are actually two girls.
Penny: “People keep thinking I’m straight because I call Alex my boyfriend, but little do they know that she’s also a lesbian like me!”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”
“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”
“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
by chillzfundee March 3, 2025
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You know she should stop what ever she doing,, using a vacuum to jack off or hell just stop fucking and go get that vaginal rejuvenation procedure.. but that is not sexy scarring all them men with horrible looking Kitty Danglers!!
by WillE.Smashem March 3, 2025
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jennifer: luckyyy my guy never eats my kitty pussy meowmeow
jennifer: luckyyy my guy never eats my kitty pussy meowmeow
by N1K0L4I March 9, 2025
Get the kitty pussy meowmeow mug.Curious and clever, this beast is not for the faint of heart. She thrives on good vibes and has zero tolerance for drama. Kitties is as quick witted as she is kind natured so tread lightly as you may become a target for her entertainment.
This carnivorous female believes in family, justice, integrity, generosity, honesty, love, comedy and crystals. Very little get the opportunity to get close to this creature as she heavily guards herself from basic bitches. She prefers the company of animals to humans.
You will either love or hate this rare soul. Just know, she doesn't care either way. ❤❤❤
This carnivorous female believes in family, justice, integrity, generosity, honesty, love, comedy and crystals. Very little get the opportunity to get close to this creature as she heavily guards herself from basic bitches. She prefers the company of animals to humans.
You will either love or hate this rare soul. Just know, she doesn't care either way. ❤❤❤
"Show me Kitties!"
by ShowMeKitties November 22, 2021
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