dustirino captain leader

a gang that beats your gang. they ride around on their scooters & shoot gumballs at people. if you get them really angry the dustirinos will first chew the gumballs and then shoot them at them.

nina: shit whos that
caroline: EHMAGAHH ITS THE DUSTIRINOS
nina: theres the dustirino captain leader
caroline: oh naahhh there chewing gum !
nina: RUN BITCHES RUN

by carolinew April 9, 2008

Captain Central America

A lesser known super hero of Latino heritage. He dresses in a red flannel with the top button as the only one buttoned. Under that a white tank top. He has a crime fighting dog called essay. He has special abilities to avoid almost all governmental detection. Climbs over any wall, has the set up sonic blast. A 1974 black pimped out El Camino is his ride. Seen mostly at nights.

Dude...what happened to Jon...I don't know it must have been Captain Central America.

by Jade Canyon August 9, 2018

crap boat captain

someone with a extreme amount of genital crabs...mostly from being slutty and having many other diseases.

That girl has to be a crab boat captain with the people she's fucked.

by Steven May 13, 2005

Captain Muff Berries

A person who likes to eat muff berries drenched in cum

I ate captain muff berries for breakfast and they were delicious!!

by Pookiey January 12, 2011

Captain Phlegm-Ahem

The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.

Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale.

Hey John, stick a cough drop in it pal! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!

by Dean Barbella June 2, 2008

captain cock punch

a eightys superhero trying to make his comeback

mark; OMG i just love captain cock punch!

by ickyonions March 7, 2012

Captain Jack discount

Loosely related to the "five finger discount".
When software, movies, music, etc. is acquired through piracy.
Captain Jack refers to Captain Jack Sparrow of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" films.
The "Jack" part of the name is also a play on the word "jack" or "to steal".

"I saw that program on TV! Doesn't it cost hundreds of dollars?!"
"Not with my Captain Jack discount!"

"There's thousands of songs on your iPhone! You must have financed Steve Job's funeral yourself by buying these on iTunes!"
"iTunes? HELL no! I got these off the internet with my Captain Jack discount."

by BumBumBubblegum October 31, 2011