A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.
Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.
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someone i would like to call baby
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never fret
cause the tank is here to save me
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someone that could protect
never fret
cause the tank is here to save me
That beautiful tank of a man is squatting so his massive cannons of legs are showing, causing me to feel faint.
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Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.
Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.
Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
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