locker room soup

A toilet that has been used multiple times but never flushed while cooking in a heated locker room for the entire summer. The stench is so foul that you may wonder when will Satan claim your soul.

It is worse than breathing in mustard gas or the odor that comes from the loins of a thousand corpses.

"Dude, did you add more shit to the locker room soup?"

"I want to take a dump but I'm afraid of the locker room soup overflowing the bowl."

"Locker room soup is delicious!"

by HowToMakeLockerRoomSoup January 06, 2014

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Save it for Your Soup

Don't waste your breath; aka shut the fuck up. Save your breath to cool off a hot meal, beverage, or soup.

Boss: "Why haven't you finished cutting up them fuckin' two by fours yet?"
Me: "Sorry boss I had to change the blade and --"
Boss: "Save it for your soup. Cut the fuckers already, time is expensive."

by Thatfuckingcarpenter May 29, 2021

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Wolfpack Soup Kitchen

When a a group of men (the wolfpack) engage in an orgy soup kitchen with a promiscuous woman/women (usually from Chingford/Essex).

''remember last weekend after the pub?''
'' yeah those girls got soup kitchened by the pack''
' 'yeah that was a proper old school wolfpack Soup kitchen' '

by McTaggart33 October 20, 2017

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To spoon one's soup

To spoon one's soup} is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals (primarily, and usually female) for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. The expression originates from the fact that when a person engages in the activity it sounds akin to putting and remove a spoon from soup (usually noodle soup)

Lisa spent over 3 hours spooning her soup last night. She squirted all over the bed.

Tyler explained that to spoon one's soup is to masturbate.

by King Taye June 02, 2020

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