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You know the expression "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"? Meaning, usually, two arms of a larger entity (two departments of a major corporation, for example) aren't communicating well.

"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.
I can't get my healthcare provider to acknowledge that I've already paid them using the debit card issued by the very same healthcare provider. The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.
by smartwatermelon September 14, 2010
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john0512 orz

that's we say in every single conversation
ok but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter
bruh i failed mathcounts states bro
ok but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?
by j55406 July 26, 2022
mugGet the but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?mug.
What is said of a guy that knows almost nothing about sex. For example nerds,noobs,strightedges/strightasses,bible thumpers,mama's boys ect.
That nerd wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.
by Deep blue 2012 December 11, 2009
mugGet the Wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.mug.
A reference to "Murders" by "ミラクルミュージカル"
"She knows you heard her, staging, music, murder"

"MIRACLE MUSICAL REFERENCE??"
by Pansyzz June 23, 2023
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Significant other is fed up or exhausted with the idea of you being around them.
Justin, you are getting to be too much and I'm confused about how I should handle you! You have made me mad/annoyed for the last time!!
("I don't know what I'm going to do with you!" is to be aggravated or annoyed by one's actions)
by anonymous November 18, 2022
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A phrase used by anyone who knows it. which displays a "I don't care, but i do at the same time" feel when its said.
The X can be replaced with anything, but depending on what X is changes "what" and "means", if its a person, it would instead be "who" and "is".
Usually saying this phrase, they put on a depressed tone and slur their words, specifically "sounds", and "disappointing". Usually said like : "Soounds Disappoooointingg..."
I don't know what X means, but it sounds disappointing.
1. Hey, meet my friend Bob!
2. I don't know who Bob is, but it sounds disappointing...
~or~
1. Try this food!
2. I don't know what food means, but it sounds disappointing ...
by Generic Pseydonym January 9, 2017
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The phrase a tweaker says when they're looking for some tweak on the street but want to be incognito about it.
Pino was looking for some meth when he started scream "DO YOU KNOW WHERE THANOS KEEPS HIS ROCKS?!"
by slippy & farrett March 21, 2019
mugGet the Do you know where Thanos keeps his rocks?mug.

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