Teriyaki Jizz Jerky

The act of ejaculating on a strip of teriyaki jerky and feeding it to your partner.

Teriyaki Jizz Jerky: “I told my man I was hungry so he ejaculated on a strip of teriyaki jerky and suddenly I was full.”

by BeefJerky42 May 12, 2023

Jizzed in my pants

what happens to men when they discover bruce willis is dead at the end of sixth sense.

when i bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense i.. JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

by bagelbailey June 7, 2009

jizz muffin game

a game in which a group of people (usually of the male sex) gather areound a muffin in a circle. they then proceed to whack-off onto the muffin. finally, the looser (the last person to cum or the first to miss) must eat the jizz covered muffin.

"hey dood... wanna play the jizz muffin game?"
"no way man im no fag"

by the_muffin_man69 August 26, 2008

holy jizz biscuits

The holiest of biscuits, covered in jizz... yummy. Used to express shock or amazement.

HOLY JIZZ BISCUITS BATMAN!!!!" "um... what?

by lolicakes September 30, 2010

Jizz in my pants

A funny song for SNL that is about ejaculating prematurely.

Last night I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film, Went outside and it began to rain, checked my phone and saw that it rang and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

by A DUDE13545 March 31, 2009

Jizz Nation™

The current and arguably deplorable hyper-sexual state of western culture in which lewd and promiscuous behavior is not only accepted but glorified.

Swaze: Yo man did you hear that Rabbi Rothstein caught his own daughter in a threesome in the back of his synagogue?

Lou: Well that's not surprising. She's really good at taking dick and besides it's a Jizz Nation™ that we live in.

by Dirt Swaze October 20, 2009

kensington jizz rag

A pair of Old Navy cargo pants.

Yoooo! The Eagles just signed Nnamimnidi Asoumoughoua!!! I creamed so hard my cargo pants turned into a kensington jizz rag!

by boss hamilton January 11, 2012