The female paternal figure that acts as the guardian over her children and nurtures them, all at the same time watching them grow up into an adult.
person 1: your mom
person 2: I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she’s made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I’ll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don’t even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other’s parents.
person 2: I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she’s made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I’ll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don’t even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other’s parents.
by worshipper of Tux March 20, 2022
Get the your mommug. 
Your mom (yo͝or mäm)
A phrase that you should answer to any question.
A phrase that may offend other people.
A phrase that you should answer to any question.
A phrase that may offend other people.
Billy: How do you look so nice?
You: Your mom
Diana: What's 576 + 374
You: Your mom
Teacher: What is 45 + 45
You: Your mom
Teacher: Principle's office now.
You: Your mom
Diana: What's 576 + 374
You: Your mom
Teacher: What is 45 + 45
You: Your mom
Teacher: Principle's office now.
by Snakefinger 534 November 6, 2021
Get the Your mommug. person 1: hey do you want to go get something?
person 2: yeah your mom.
person 1: im so worn out from playing baseball
person 2: im worn out from your mom
person 2: yeah your mom.
person 1: im so worn out from playing baseball
person 2: im worn out from your mom
by getlost54321 September 13, 2022
Get the your mommug. by XenoGent February 3, 2022
Get the I fucked your mommug. Your Mom (:
by YOUR MOMMA33 October 19, 2023
Get the Your Mommug. by EpicmemerJoemama69420 September 7, 2022
Get the Doin your mommug.