foul and a miss

A light hearted phrase one utters in the tone of a snooker referee on the occasion of a particularly wholesome trouser cough.

Eg

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

Example.

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

Little miss stush puss

A little miss stush puss is a girl that is vain and snobby they are usually like this when they are young from the age range of teens to late twenties

Wow that girl thinks she better than us she's a little miss stush puss

by Ivan Azzo December 25, 2018

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Here Miss

Here Miss is a phrase that is used when you see a male and make them laugh. but it can commonly been used when someone is going to consume them and that is the phrase that they say before they do. By the way, Here Miss, You have 5 minutes to save yourself. I, am, coming...

P2: You are a silly cold, vegan, out-of-date chicken nugget
P1: Here Miss
P2 was never heard from again

by Shrek the freg October 25, 2023

sexual miss p

The most sexual female ever to grace the Lancashire town of Darwen. A woman so sexual she makes any rainy day turn to summertime. Although if you get on the wrong side of her she will sack you in the nads at a hundred meters with one of her furry slippers 🥿

The most sexual Miss P has quicker shot gun slippers than yer gran in a motorbike at Brands hatch

by The Pug Father February 6, 2020

luna miss

An annoying teacher who teaches in mangrove school and is hated by her students. Also she yells a lot at her students without any reason so please kick her out of the school.

stop acting like luna miss

by pseudony March 24, 2018