Matt's Brownie Brittle

When your partner wants aggressive anal play but doesn't like lube so their ass is super chapped.

Yo my girl had some real Matt's Brownie Brittle after sex last night.

by Uppies January 09, 2024

Matt Rates

Achieving rates approximately twice as common as advertised.

I was getting drops at Matt Rates while bossing today.

by Dry Gamer August 04, 2022

Matt Cameron

Someone who gets drunk easily and is prone to alcohol-induced vomiting. This can occur after as much as half a pint of beer, and is usually accompanied by strong denial of their condition. Few people will admit to being a Matt Cameron.

Did you see James at the party last night? He was almost as bad as Matt Cameron.

I Matt Cameroned all over the floor this morning.

Oh no I can't have another beer or else I will Matt Cameron all over the table

by MatthewCameron January 12, 2018

matt chauncey

Matt chauncey will whoop your ass and then beat your old lady's ss and it dont matter that she's a girl.

What happened to her matt chauncey beat her ass then beat the shit outta her old man.

by Matt chauncey October 12, 2020

matt chauncey

A badass muthafucka who will beat the shit outta anybody in douglas or anywhere and it dont matter if your a woman you will get your ass whooped too

He bro what happend to him matt chauncey whopped his ass bro

by Matt chauncey October 12, 2020

Matt chauncey

Matt chauncey is a mean muthafucka he will beat anyone's ass and it dont matter if you a girl you'll get your ass whooped too.

Hey bro what happened to her matt chauncey whooped her ass then her old mans

by Matt chauncey October 12, 2020

Pulled a Matt

Making plans for Saturday morning, but getting too drunk Friday night to follow through with said plans

We were supposed to go to brunch today, but he pulled a Matt

by RedneckViking August 07, 2021