The king of insults. When any known combination of expletives barely scratches the surface of how low the individual in question is, accept no substitute
by fattyman February 8, 2014
Get the jizz gargling thundercuntmug. Teriyaki Jizz Jerky: “I told my man I was hungry so he ejaculated on a strip of teriyaki jerky and suddenly I was full.”
by BeefJerky42 May 12, 2023
Get the Teriyaki Jizz Jerkymug. by bagelbailey June 7, 2009
Get the Jizzed in my pantsmug. a game in which a group of people (usually of the male sex) gather areound a muffin in a circle. they then proceed to whack-off onto the muffin. finally, the looser (the last person to cum or the first to miss) must eat the jizz covered muffin.
by the_muffin_man69 August 26, 2008
Get the jizz muffin gamemug. by lolicakes September 30, 2010
Get the holy jizz biscuitsmug. Last night I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film, Went outside and it began to rain, checked my phone and saw that it rang and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
by A DUDE13545 March 31, 2009
Get the Jizz in my pantsmug. The current and arguably deplorable hyper-sexual state of western culture in which lewd and promiscuous behavior is not only accepted but glorified.
Swaze: Yo man did you hear that Rabbi Rothstein caught his own daughter in a threesome in the back of his synagogue?
Lou: Well that's not surprising. She's really good at taking dick and besides it's a Jizz Nation™ that we live in.
Lou: Well that's not surprising. She's really good at taking dick and besides it's a Jizz Nation™ that we live in.
by Dirt Swaze October 20, 2009
Get the Jizz Nation™mug.