hello internet

A cringe video by Daniel Howell aka Dan Is Not On Fire

Hello internet is so cringe

by Such cringe May 24, 2017

Internet

The net that's in swimming trunks.

God, that's scary. I think I just logged onto my internet.

by Jon May 13, 2005

Internet Prank

A prank located on the World Wide Web, usually disguised as a hyperlink.

Ryan: GAHHHHHHHH!
Michael: Whats wrong dude?
Ryan: I just opened up that link you sent me; <www.1227.com>.
Michael: Don't you hate Internet Pranks? Lol.

by Michael Who? February 23, 2009

internet wuss*

An internet wuss is someone who can be a complete asshole on the internet and say shit about everything but in real life is a fucking kiss-ass nice guy. For example if its your boyfriend, online he could be like "Youre such an uncaring selfish bitch! Stop talking so much!" Then in real life turn around and softly set his hand on your shoulder. "Darling, shh... concider everyone else's feelings"
These people are everywhere.

Oh get the fuck away from me, Tom. I dont want any of your internet wuss bullshit.

Stop hiding behind your computer screen and fight me for real you damn rpging internet wuss*.

by Lilllith December 28, 2005

internet

best damn thing ever invented

why labor over a skool report when it can be had for free from the Internet

by stu f. May 27, 2004

Not on Beyoncé’s Internet

trying to figure out what this means exactly - maybe urban dictionary can help?! Recently Kimberly Latrice Jones posted something on IG, and one commenter responded with a laughing-crying emoji and the comment ‘Not on Beyoncé’s Internet!’ There are some examples of use online but no clear definition.

Not on Beyoncé’s Internet!

by witawital November 6, 2021

internet whore

Usually a "scenester"
Also generally either
*overweight
*acne ridden
*mind numbingly stupid
Takes many many pictures to post on myspace, all of which are from above, looking down, high contrast to disguise their bad complexion

"lyke, omg, evryone l00k at my new pix!11"

"baby u are teh sexxx!!! lol"

by the honest truth August 7, 2005