A boyfriend noticed the T-shirt his girlfriend had on was showing too much cleavage, so he walked up to her and while fastening one of the buttons, he asked, "like you selling guns to the Indians?"
by Data13375 January 19, 2023
Get the Selling guns to the Indiansmug. Popularised by Eric Abetz the Indian Chimney, so named because of its ability to produce excruciating heat and copious amounts of fluid, is elegant in its simplicity.
The main ingredient is Tiger Balm. Dencorub, Deep Heat or any other form of heat rub are not be used as substitute - Tiger Balm or nothing. A large dollop of Tiger Balm is applied to the gooch or NeverNever Land. The balmed area is then ready for action. The female participant sits on the face of the male participant in reverse mode and sucking and licking commences.
Further balm is then applied and the female participant rides the male actor in reverse mode. This stage will inevitably involve balm entering the anus of the female and to some mild level of complaint.
The third act is preceded by a further liberal application of balm to the gooch area which by this stage will be red and angry. The female is required to lie prone on her back and the male participant engages in a good old fashioned pounding that will bring with it a significant level of balm coming into contact with the male’s ballbag.
The grand finale involves the female taking what balm remains in and around her gooch and giving the male a vigorous hand job until climax. The cum bomb is then used as a form of salve to rub in and around all affected areas of both partners - face, lips, balls, vagina, arse, eyes- until tears and sweating subsides, which is normally a period of not longer than 36 hours.
The main ingredient is Tiger Balm. Dencorub, Deep Heat or any other form of heat rub are not be used as substitute - Tiger Balm or nothing. A large dollop of Tiger Balm is applied to the gooch or NeverNever Land. The balmed area is then ready for action. The female participant sits on the face of the male participant in reverse mode and sucking and licking commences.
Further balm is then applied and the female participant rides the male actor in reverse mode. This stage will inevitably involve balm entering the anus of the female and to some mild level of complaint.
The third act is preceded by a further liberal application of balm to the gooch area which by this stage will be red and angry. The female is required to lie prone on her back and the male participant engages in a good old fashioned pounding that will bring with it a significant level of balm coming into contact with the male’s ballbag.
The grand finale involves the female taking what balm remains in and around her gooch and giving the male a vigorous hand job until climax. The cum bomb is then used as a form of salve to rub in and around all affected areas of both partners - face, lips, balls, vagina, arse, eyes- until tears and sweating subsides, which is normally a period of not longer than 36 hours.
by Glenn Gomez September 13, 2025
Get the Indian Chimneymug. a post anal sex act, performed by letting semen and cane sugar ferment in ones anus for three days while corked; after uncorking a straw is inserted and the drink is consumed.
by LarsonExpert January 10, 2025
Get the Indian Wine Makermug. The action of dipping your testicles in hot curry, and proceeding to drag them across your partners face. Hence the name bobsled.
by ReeledInFish March 10, 2025
Get the Indian Bobsledmug. by Giving up 2023 September 29, 2023
Get the Indian givermug. Jane: Kristyn quit drinking, and then came begging for a drink a few weeks later. Now she's quitting again.
Michelle: What an indian quitter
Michelle: What an indian quitter
by Real-slim-shady February 18, 2024
Get the Indian Quittermug.