oh good heavens im about to splurge

Something you say when you are about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

Person 1:Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge.
Person 2: Woah dude, thats crazy you sounded like a total gentleman when you said "oh good heavens im about to splurge.

by Isator November 14, 2023

im gonna touch you

Your friend wants to touch you, with hugs and kisses, of course! What where you thinking?

Friend: " im gonna touch you "
You: "bring it in, buddy."

by I like homestuck 👍 March 6, 2024

st veronica ims

literally the most trash school ever w the worst staff and nasty ass lunches this school is like prison i

“st veronica ims is trash”

by big booty jawn August 5, 2021

ARGGFHGHDG IM FUCKING DYINFG

Mister Krabs from the cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants get a heart attack and exclaims that he is dying.

"ARGGFHGHDG IM FUCKING DYINFG"
"Huh?"
"MISTERRR SQUIDWARDDDDD"
"You should go outside more often, man."

by Ratts2474 August 14, 2024

im fine

When someone is acting like they are fine. Then you catch them off guard and ask them are you okay. There response will most likely be im fine just tired. They arent fine and are going threw it.

Chloe:are you okay? Jasmine: im fine :)

by hawxty January 10, 2020

im the best ever

a person thats better than everyone that is in his area

david goggins: im the best ever

random dude: yes, yes you are

by theydontknowmeson June 1, 2023

Sorry, im only gay on FRIDAYS!!

It is a a Gacha Life meme from Pinterest that states, 'Sorry, I'm only gay in FRIDAYS!!' it features a guy named Ryan with fading teal and neon green hair in a playground. The guy is a femboy as well, and he has a ponytail. His outfit is a red orange and yellow top, while his bottoms are a green and blue skirt. He also has pink socks with pink and purple shoes. Anime gacha men #242

"Hey, have you seen, Sorry, im only gay on FRIDAYS!! ?"

"..no."

by ranpo edogawa defender December 21, 2023