Andrew decided to take the Delaware Dirt Path when his 80 year old domestic partner had his b-hole sown shut
by Abhi Jablome August 6, 2017

by Big boyqqwweeerr September 7, 2016

A dirt cloud is when a male jump-scares a grandma so badly that the old fuck sharts her pants while the male is ejaculating on the grandmas cane causing her to lose grip and face-plants popping both boobies
by Chinkio’s drift February 10, 2022

a softball team you should think of joining its one of the best and their some great softball players on these teams(:
by dirtdevilherself October 4, 2010

One who moves dirt for a living, drinks, fight, fucks and does drugs when on the road, usually has an old lady at home with kids.
by 1234125 June 5, 2018

coined by the illustrious Art F. in the early ninties in the hamlet of Sherburne New York...it means to have fallen opon a bad circumstance.
I fell of my bike and pierced my balls on a sharp stick....I dirtted, or I dirtted when didnt use a rubber on that East Pharsalia chick she gave me the crabs and now she is pregnant.
by CDGdezznuts July 29, 2006
