A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.
Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?
Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.
Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.
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"I was skating on easy street until Bob decided to be an ear poisoner and convince them to charge me rent for sleeping on the couch."
by HolyMeat September 14, 2009
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" She was slobbin my knob and I totally gave her the Sticky Swimmers ear last night, that bitch still can't hear out of her right ear!" said max
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Get the ear limpet mug.When someone talks to you or another in your listening area and voice is so irritating it causes an uncontrollable bleeding of the ears.
When Jody comes into to my office and starts talking my ears start bleeding. She gives me a case of Bloody Ear Syndrome (BES).
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