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Cutting the Donut

A phrase that does not exist
by An1on2ym3ou5 October 7, 2018
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Messy donut

A pig that rolls around in the mud for too long before fucking a pigeon.
Damn did you see that guy, he is a total messy donut!
by Sandwich69 August 11, 2022
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The donut system

A system for measuring your dick by stacking donuts on it, forget about breaking out the ruler, break out a box of krispy Kremes
Uvthi: if i had a dick id be like entertained for life
Uvthi: like id stack doughnuts on it
Uvthi: and my dick would fit minimum five
Me : wtf
Uvthi: I'll call it the donut system
by TangyOnions May 4, 2022
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Glazed Donut

A finishing move during sexual intercourse in which the male partner pulls out and ejaculates on either their partner's vaginal opening or anus.
He pulled out and came hard, effectively creating the illusion of a glazed donut.
by Anonymous Skull May 10, 2022
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Getting donuts

Getting sex in a car before court, usually oral
Allen, charged with evading, was getting donuts when the court called his name on docket.
by Hornet70 May 12, 2022
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eat a donut, ma'am

When your spanx perfect pants are working.
Beth said, "some construction worker just yelled 'eat a donut, ma'am' at me. I just assumed my Spanx perfect pants were working.
by agropuffs November 4, 2022
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donut

can be used as an insult for someone who is not very smart
by cheeseball5856 September 14, 2022
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