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cream filled donut

You jerk off into your belly button and a chick takes the shot of jizz out with her tongue, much like licking the cream out of a donut
by the_truth May 7, 2014
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Donut friend

When two individuals engage in a reverse human centipede, aligning their anuses - to causing a somewhat unobservable eclipse of the buttholes.

Donut friendships are usually initiated between inebriated friends, but the act has some has some obvious sexual connotations.

A study (citation needed), declares that those who partake in a donut friendship are said to form closer bonds than even the most intimate human relationships.
"My donut friend Paul is coming over tonight for dinner."
"Would you like me to leave?"
"No it's ok, we'll go to a different room to reunite. We have a lot to catchup on."
by stupidmachine June 8, 2020
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Donut Clue

When making a selection from an unknown set of donuts, look for a doughnut clue such as fruit or cream. Such clue will be on the side of the donut
Yo! What kind of donut is this?

“Look for a donut clue on the side
by RobR11 March 2, 2018
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Sparkly Donut

When a man cums in an anus during intercourse, and using the secretion as adhesive, glitter is dusted around the anus.

Giving the appearance of a sparkly iced donut.
Alice got a Sparkly Donut off Jerry for Valentine’s Day.
by TickTock February 12, 2025
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Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation
I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
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Jam Donut

When your having coitus with your female partner on her period and post she sex ends up with a ring of blood around her asshole
My missus was on her period this week and had the fattest jam donut around her back hole
by gloryhole December 4, 2021
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Donut on a car

Whenever a group of 5 people, wherein 4 of them paired up (as two couples or two people going for sex) and the fifth person is fifth wheeling. No longer shall they be called a fifth wheel rather a donut.
Joe: Hey man did you see the group walking over there?
Bob: yeah what about them?
Joe: the dude in the back is definitely the donut on a car tonight .
Bob: lmao.
by Jewish yeti February 25, 2018
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