fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug

#EndUrbanDictionaryMugCrisis

Person 1: get a fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug for you uncle barry
Person 2: lemme commit sudoku real quick

fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021

Donutting

A common word used in the JoJo community (but can be used in other places) to describe a character being brutally damaged in one attack that they got a hole punched through them.

DIO was donutting Kakyoin in Dio's World
Diavolo was donutting Abbacchio at Sardinia

Donutting by progamer1337420 December 12, 2020

Dont sass me

When your bitch gives you attitude, tries to tell you what to do, or gives you unecessary input about shit that you dont even care about.

"You need to wear this hat, that one looks stupid. Bitch, dont sass me"

Dont sass me by ghettocowboy5 March 20, 2009

dont be a dummy cum on the tummy 

It is simply pull out when u cum it helps and she wont get pissed

Girl: dont be a dummy cum on the tummy

dont be a dummy cum on the tummy by steak sauce January 14, 2011

five powdered donuts 

This is a Bungo Stray Dogs fanfic reference. It's a Ranpo x Poe fanfiction on AO3 (Archive Of Our Own), and is considered to be filled with smut, as it's a fic where Ranpo eats five powdered donuts off of Poe.

It has terrorized many comment sections and many BSD fans.

Sam: Hey, Eric, did you see this Ranpoe video?

Sam shows Eric a video referencing five powdered donuts and BSD.

Eric: I can never see five powdered donuts the same way, I'm so sorry Sam.

five powdered donuts by the-five-powdered-donuts June 7, 2023

i dont have time for this lance 

A person who says i dont have time for this Lance makes you think they have time for you but the will have time for you later in either the red or blue lion ;)

Keith- i dont have time for this lance*wink*
lance- smiles
#klance-fandom-will-take-over-the-world

i dont have time for this lance by Voltron_is_my_life June 26, 2018

Dont comment 

What attention seeking teenage girls write on their photo captions online, it's kind of like reverse psychology. They really WANT people to comment.

Sydney: DONT COMMENT
Jen: Dont tell me not to comment! This pic is hawt!
Sydney: Aww thanks :$

Dont comment by pezz123 January 16, 2010