doing a blast

When a bowel movement is so strong that fast moving, high-pressured fecal matter hits the water and some poop splashes back into your asshole.

"Fuck dude, I just did a blast in there"
"OMG Jennifer, I'm doing a blast in the bathroom right now please bring toilet paper"

by Beatbit February 23, 2017

Do a Simone

When someone posts into the wrong chat, or does a typo and deletes the message, leaving everyone else curious as to what it said!

Person 1: Ah didn't mean to post that here!
Person 2: Do a Simone!

by Anjuna February 4, 2022

To do a dennis

verb.

To miss a very important moment as the only person in a group.

Have you seen that girl dancing? No, I just did a dennis. (to do a dennis)

by T is in the house March 18, 2021

Do it on LAN

unable to perform on lan

Do it on lan! Oh wait, you're ei|spirit!! YOU CANT DO IT ON LAN!

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

doing a chloe

When you vomit on a lads dick, this phenomenon primarily occurs in contact with private school kids or Boris Johnson tribute acts.

"Pass the wet wipes, she's doing a chloe and it burns."

by anonymous December 17, 2020

do the digging

It typically means to search, look for or trying to find out something

My teacher asked me about the history of America and I figured that I had to do the digging to find the answer.

by Mechavelli November 16, 2018

Doing a Kibble

When someone corrects something that doesn't need to be corrected or when someone attempts to correct something and still gets it wrong.

You: "You're an idiot Kibble."

The Kibbler: "I think you mean your."

Another friend: "He's doing a Kibble again..."

by Mole Man Barker Chub March 15, 2011