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Death by Fish

A phrase which can either refer to an embarrassing death or alternatively, a deathly emarrassing incident. Originally created when a cardboard fish was torn up for palettes and someone placed each half of the fish on either side of their body, to make it look like they had just been skewered by a fish.
Example 1
"I hear that joe walked straight into town without any clothes on yesterday."
"Yeah, that was a death by fish!"

Example 2
A guy who was drunk, drove his truck up to a bridge, got some rope out of his boot, tied himself to his truck and jumped off the bridge. The rope riped his legs off and he fell into the river but because he didn't have any legs, he couldn't swim and he drowned.
by skid_mark December 24, 2008
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clicks of death

The horid clicking sound that a nintendo wii produces when it bites the dust.
guy: dude, listen to my wii, it makes really loud clicking noises and won't eject my game cd.
guy2: oh dude, that's the clicks of death, that thing is shit now.
by Shaggy12345 September 28, 2008
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Death Star

The act of fighting over a fat woman. The winner runs around her in several circles while jerking off until he's ready to cum. As he squirts at her vagina, the other guys yell "use the force, Luke!"
"Dude, check that chick out... we should Death Star the shit out of her."
"Yeah, bro."
by NerdaLERT February 15, 2013
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death shots

Snort a line of salt, squeeze lime juice in your eye, take shot of liquor.
Bro 1: Bro take some death shots
Bro 2: Nah bro, last time my eyes stung so bad I couldn't see
by Muscleini February 14, 2014
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Death Beat

that one heart beat, that one split second or moment when you lean back to far in a chair and just before you can grab a hold of something and save your self from imminent peril and doom, you firmly and whole heartedly believe your going to die. Usually accompanied by your entire life flashing before your eyes.
" haha bro, I seen you have a death beat just now when you were leaning back in chair"

" yeah i thought i was gonna die"
by DoomsxDay122112 April 21, 2014
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death by snakes

A method of killing hated comedians. Involves kidnapping a hated comedian and trapping them in a glass cube with an endless supply of angry/hungry cobras.
I heard that death by snakes is a nice way to go at this time of year.
by annoying sadist July 22, 2014
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death texting

is when some creepy perv tracks your phone and sends you creepy texts saying I am right behind you or saying that I am gonna kill you also they might text you (===;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;> that also means death in a really really retarded way.
Death texting
perv- am here to brutally rape you and give you aids while you die in a slow and painful death Perv- ||||||||-) ~~~~~ The other guy- wow I never would of known you had such a small penis Perv- sorry typo
The other dude- OK so a perverted slut told me that he was going to rape me and give me aids and he says sorry? You kind of sick at being creepy...

PERV- I watch you in your sleep

The other dude- OH you just gave it away your my pervy neighbor that Jacks off by the window whenever you see someone walk by

Perv-uuuuuuhhhhh, and then he stops texting.
by Turtle neckin' March 12, 2015
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